i am your lady and you are my man

Did you ever read that one Garfield strip where he finds out that the guy who owns him has been dead for like five years or some shit and he just lives in an empty house hallucinating about being a dick and eating lasagne?

No?

I saw it once, was pretty mind blowing

the above is the last original calvin and hobbes strip

PALATKA

Is this friendship like a cocktail party at which we speak with no direction or end just to circumvent silence? That's what our words do. Is that why we're friends? I'd rather be an ass hole than accommodating and conversational. I'd rather be an ass hole than fractional. I'm a party animal. I kill conversation.

"I think I'll take that as a compliment!"

"Well, that is how it was intended"

Sir Ben Kingsley STOMPS into the shoes of Minor Threat's Ian MacKaye from Mean Magazine on Vimeo.

Don't look beneath the mask of reality!

Don't probe the layers of the dream!

look at yr game girl

One time I crushed up some vitamin tablets and paracetamol and sold it to two hipsters who thought it was coke.
Easiest forty pounds I ever made.

g-g-g-ghost

"the jig is up" says a ghost i used to sleep with
i want to bring her back to life in that room again.
to lay her right there on the operating table.